Before you sit down and read about the wonder that is me, don't. Just copy pasta this to your journal and you can both read what I wrote and answer the questions on your own, ALL IN ONE FATAL BLOW

hehe, blow


1. Real Name → ALMIGHTY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND ALL SUBSEQUENT PARALLEL UNIVERSES/EXISTENCES
2. Nickname → Geek, Geeku, Wendu
4. Male Or Female → Female
5. Elementary School → Rancho Las Positas, I think
6. Middle School → Kraemer and Centennial
7. High School → I don't want to say, it gives away where I live. (I'm a criminal, if you really want to know!)
8. Hair Color → Black. Pure, natural Asian black. :3
9. Tall Or Short →  Shorty! I barely count as 5"
10. Loud Or Quiet → Bit of both. I'm loud with my friends but I like quiet time too.
11. Sweats Or Jeans → Sweats, oh god, sweats.
12. Phone Or Camera → Hmmm! Phone, because most have cameras, HAH!
13. Health Freak → I am not, though I like salads and walking.
14. Drink Or Smoke?→ Ewww, neither!
15. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? Haha lol, yes, yes I do. On my boyfriend.
16. Eat Or Drink?→  Drink. Milk! Lact-Aid, in fact.
17. Piercings?→ Just my ears, though I rarely put anything in em.
18. Tattoos?→ Eventually. But none yet.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN...?
19. An Airplane→ Yes, many many times!
20. A Car Accident → Umm, just a tiny bump, but nothing serious.
21. A Fist Fight--> No, because I've punched boys, but they've never hit back.

FIRSTS:
22. First Piercing → Ears, when i was really young.
23. First Best Friend→ Her name was Carly, and she loved Backstreet Boys.
25. First Award → I don't know. GATE program, maybe? It was like, gifted blah blah education something or other.
26. First Crush→  Some angry boy in kindergarten, I think. I've seen an old picture of him but I don't remember his name. I remember he always looked like he was looking into the sun, though. Angry boy.
28. First Big Holiday → Wtf, my birth! And then... I dunno, whatever. :I

LASTS:
29. Last Person You Talked To → My boyfriend.
30. Last Person You Texted → My Air Force recruiter.
31. Last Person You Watched A Movie With → My boyfriend. We went to see The Secret World Arietty
32. Last Food You Ate→ Delicious fried rice and delicious chicken, both made by my boyfran.
33. Last Movie You Watched→ See above.
34. Last Song You listened To → Hot Patootie/Eddie, both from Rocky Horror. I was listening to the former as I typed, and the latter right before it.
35. Last Thing You Bought → Rocky Horror Soundtrack. xP
36. Last Person You Hugged → My boyfran, haha!

FAVES:
37. Food → NOT SURE! Probably steamed pork buns or vietnamese pho. Oh geez pho is soooo goooood.
38. Drinks → Milk! <3
39. Clothing → No pants and a big long sleeve shirt. Oh man so comfy!!!
40. Books → Not sure, I like a lot of books. Right now I have to say I really liked Fire, by Kristen Cashore (I believe). I really loved the main character's yearning for a child to nurture and love, despite her position. <3
41. Music → Ooooh, well, Tool has been a consistent favorite. I still love other bands, like Queen or Cage The Elephant, or... Or... The Hush Sound, Mutemath... Yeah, it's hard to name a "fav"
42. Flower → ...Lilies? Lotus? Not sure.
43. Colors → Bright, acidic green. Like, melt-through-the-floor green. Not so bright that it's really yellow, just... It's hard to explain.
44. Movies → Kid's animated movies.
45. Shoes → don't care, whatever.
46. Subjects → Physics. I had the most badass teacher!

IN THE PAST YEAR I...
47. [ ] Kissed In The Snow
48. [x] Celebrated Halloween
49. [ ] Had Your Heart Broken
50. [ ] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone
51. [ ] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation
52. [ ] Came Outta The Closet
53. [ ] Gotten Pregnant
54. [ ] Had An Abortion
55. [x] Done Something You've Regretted
56. [x] Broke A Promise
57. [x] Kept A Secret
58. [x] Pretended To Be Happy
59. [x] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
60. [ ] Pretended To Be Sick
61. [ ] Left The Country
62. [x] Tried Something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it
63. [x] Cried Over The Silliest Thing
64. [x] Ran A Mile
65. [ ] Went To The Beach
66. [ ] Stayed Single

CURRENTLY:
67. Eating → Mmmm, oxygen
68. Drinking → see above.
69. Getting Ready To → Cuddle the shit outta this redhead on my shoulder DD
70. Listening To → DAMMIT, JANET, I LOVE YOUUUUUU
71. Plans For Tomorrow/Today → I want to cook eggs, but beyond that, I have no plans
72. Waiting For → March 13

YOUR FUTURE:
73. Want Kids? → ... Yes. Asian ones.(I'm just stating so because of this redhead wiggling on me)
74. Want To Get Married? → Uhhh dunno if I want to answer with this redhead on me (if you can't tell, this redhead is my manthing)
75. Careers in mind → Air Force. ._.

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
76. Lips Or Eyes → Uhhh, either I guess? Maybe lips for kisses? Or eyes because they can look at things? If I had to have a guy with only lips or eyes, I guess I'd pick eyes. I guess.
77. Shorter Or Taller? → This redhead is at least a foot taller... So I say shorter!! Just kidding. Not. Maybe.
78. Romantic Or Spontaneous → EHEM ROMANTIC, hint hint cough and spontaneous, both please
79. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms → well now that question puts me in a delicate situation
80. sensitive or loud? → eeeee I'm stuck with both
81. Hookup Or Relationship → sex plz (I mean, uh, relationship, yeah, that)
82. Troublemaker Or Hesitant → This guy is by far a trouble maker. No doubt about it, not at all.

HAVE YOU EVER:
83. Lost Glasses/Contacts → Oh yeah
84. Ran Away From Home → Haha, sorta, yes. And not that wimpy kid bs. I god damn left.
85. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense → No, but I've held weapons for other reasons.
86. Killed Somebody → I think the proper grammar would be something, but I won't answer that.
87. Broken Someone's Heart →  HAHA OOPS YES and he's sitting right here
88. Been Arrested → Yeah, I'm a shorty on the edge (translation: no, no way in hell)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself → I can't possibly exist, so no.
91. Miracles → Only Christmas Miracles
92. Love At First Sight → oh no, it took some time
93. Heaven → wat no
94. Santa Claus → YES... no.
95. Sex On The First Date → Well that's a prying question!
96. Kiss → ... I do think kisses are real, so yes, I believe in kiss(es).

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now? → Nope, as the person I usually wanna nuzzle is actually with me, for once O:
98. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life? → Nooooot yeeeeeeet buuuuut sooooooon
99. Do You Believe In God → Doesn't this belong in the section before? Fail.
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag some people. No. Fuck you.